I`ve never played golf and I don`t know a driver from a putter, but I do know that you never drive a golf cart on the green. A golfer desecrating a golf course by driving a cart on the green is equivalent to a baseball player pulling down his pants and underwear and adjusting his crotch in the middle of a game. It`s simply unthinkable!
Donald Trump owns over a dozen golf courses, and he plays golf almost every weekend -- you`d think he would never violate this cardinal rule, but the lazy shi*head must think he`s above the law.
Johnny Depp is the latest actor to joke about assassinating Trump, I predict that now professional golfers will joke about assassinating the Philistine.
Warning: After watching this video of the fat orange lard driving his golf cart on the green you may join the legions joking about killing Trump.
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