July 17th, 2017 10:06 EST
Farting Passenger Forces Passengers Off Airplane
"A person who `passed gas` on an American Airlines plane on Sunday afternoon forced all passengers off the jet, officials said.
The incident happened when passengers on the flight became ill with nausea and headaches, according to a spokesperson with Raleigh-Durham International Airport.
All the passengers were taken off the plane and after the incident was investigated it was determined that a passenger `passed gas,` the official said."
After waiting in lines for hours and being groped by TSA goons, passengers finally board their plane, but their nightmare has just started.
A cattle-car affords more amenities than an airplane, where do I start? A seat with ample leg room -- for a midget, overhead compartments that are too small to accommodate your luggage, flight attendants with the bedside manner of a serial killer, obese passengers who invade your precious personal space ...
Then there`s always that flatulent passenger, and keep it mind that even if the cabin air was fart-free, it`s already germ-laden, rancid, and fetid.
In almost every public setting if you feel that you are about to pass gas, you can always find a restroom where you can fart away to your heart`s content without sickening others.
But an airplane has only one or two bathrooms, and there`s always a line, you have no choice but to let your fart escape to the dismay of your fellow passengers.
To make matters worse the gross airplane meals are guaranteed to make your farts smell like something that could only emanate from Satan`s arsehole.
I can deal with snakes on a plane, and even with jihadists on a plane, but nobody can deal with a farter on a plane.
American Airlines later released a statement that nobody believes:
We did have an aircraft from Charlotte to RDU this afternoon, that landed at 2:19 p.m. ET, and arrived the gate at 2:21 p.m. ET, that is currently out of service for an actual mechanical issue - and odor in the cabin. But It is not due to "passed gas" as mentioned.
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