July 17th, 2017 17:20 EST
Twerk the Twerking Kitten an Internet Sensation
"A kitten that has become an internet sensation thanks to her hot dance moves has been adopted.
Twerk, who is about 4 months old, suffers from cerebellar hypoplasia (CH), a brain disorder that causes her body to shake, making it look like she`s doing the dance popularized by pop stars like Miley Cyrus."
Twerk is a beautiful kitten and her twerking dance moves are adorable. I hope this special needs kitty will be spoiled rotten by her new owners.
Twerk doesn`t twerk because she has a skanky nature, her dance moves can be attributed to brain disorder that causes her rear end to shake uncontrollably.
Celebrities like Miley Cyrus don`t twerk due to a brain disorder, they are afflicted with a disease of the soul that compels them to dance like shameless whores on crack.
When I see Twerk twerk I feel like hugging her and giving her a big kiss, when I see Cyrus twerk I feel giving her a swift kick in the ass.
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