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Published:July 27th, 2017 11:50 EST
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Donald Trump Proclaims He Should be on Mount Rushmore

By Robert Paul Reyes

President Donald Trump (I cringe whenever I write those words) joked about being added to the Mount Rushmore National Memorial during a rally in Youngstown, Ohio.

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At least I think he was joking, after all the narcissist recently declared that the only president more presidential than him was Abraham Lincoln.

The prospect of Trump`s ugly mug being immortalized in the iconic rock alongside the sculptures of former presidents George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt and Abraham Lincoln, makes ordinary Americans want to vomit, but one of his supporters has probably already started a GoFundMe campaign to add the bastard to Mount Rushmore.

Adding Trump`s orange bust to Mount Rushmore would be an abomination, only his hands should be added to Mount Rushmore. They are so tiny they won`t be seen -- perfect.

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