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Published:October 23rd, 2017 21:36 EST
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The CNN 'This is an Apple' Ad

By Robert Paul Reyes

"CNN launched a Facts First marketing campaign this morning. The ad features only an apple, though it`s hard to see it as other than a nuts-to-you response to Donald Trump`s campaign to brand CNN as `Fake News.`

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`This is an apple,` the ad begins:

Some people might tell you that it`s a banana.

They might scream banana, banana, banana, over and over and over again.

They might put BANANA in all caps.

You might even start to believe that this is a banana.

But it`s not.

This is an apple.

Facts First.

CNN."

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I would love to make my own video. My ad would feature only a Jack O` Lantern.

"This is a rotten Jack O` Lantern," my ad begins.

Some delusional cultists might tell you that it`s the president of the United States.

They might scream president, president, over and over again, demanding that you grant him respect commensurate with his office.

They might even tweet in CAPS: TRUMP IS A GREAT LEADER! TREAT HIM WITH RESPECT.

You might even start to believe that this grotesque orange buffoon deserves to be treated with respect.

But he`s not entitled to any respect.

He`s a rotten orange freak.

The truth hurts.

Robert Paul Reyes

Link to video:

http://deadline.com/2017/10/cnn-donald-trump-facts-first-apple-ad-1202193012/

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