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Published:November 19th, 2017 10:09 EST
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Donald Trump Drinks From a Bottle of Water, a Nation Gags

By Robert Paul Reyes

"President Donald Trump had his own water bottle moment, having mocked his former Republican rival Marco Rubio for his need to take a drink during speeches.

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Mr. Trump, fresh from his marathon trip to Asia, paused during his address to the nation to take a swig of water - twice."

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Trump awkwardly grabbed the water bottle with both of his tiny hands, who does that? The same wanker who uses a fork and knife to eat pizza.

Watching Trump drink from his water bottle is the most disgusting thing I`ve ever witnessed on live TV. When Trump clutched the water bottle with his grotesquely tiny hands, and lifted it to his sphincter-like orifice I almost gagged. It was like witnessing Trump giving himself an enema.

If Trump isn`t impeached and removed from office, and he runs for reelection in 2020, all the Democrats have to do is run ads featuring Trump drinking from the water bottle, and he will lose in a landslide.

Trump`s Awkward Water Bottle Moment reimagined:

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-water-bottle-photo-editing_us_5a0ee764e4b045cf4370f2df

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