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Published:January 22nd, 2018 18:03 EST
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Porn Star Stormy Daniels Claims Donald Trump is Terrified of Sharks

By Robert Paul Reyes

"TOUGH-talking Donald Trump is absolutely terrified of sharks and hopes they all die, according to a porn star he is said to have bedded.

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X-rated movie actress Stormy Daniels described the US President`s fear as the `strangest thing` in a newly emerged interview she gave back in 2011.

Stormy, who claimed to have had a 2006 affair with Trump, told InTouch magazine he was fascinated by the Discovery Channel`s annual Shark Week specials.

`He is obsessed with sharks` she said. `Terrified of sharks. He was like, `I donate to all these charities and I would never donate to any charity that helps sharks. I hope all the sharks die.`"

The Sun

Porn star Stormy Daniels hasn`t disclosed any embarrassing details about Trump`s sexual performance or preferences in bed, but she did provide us with the interesting tidbit that the Donald is terrified of sharks.

The racist buffoon may be terrified of sharks, but he watched the Shark Week specials with his porn star lover. I can relate, I am terrified and disgusted by our ineffectual and clueless president, but I read dozens of articles about him every day.

Trump was a predator as a businessman, when he was a full-time real estate mogul he made it a practice to declare bankruptcy as a means of stiffing banks and contractors. It got to the point where only Russian banks would do business with the shady mogul.

Trump is also a sexual predator, for decades he has been abusing, degrading and assaulting women.

Trump is afraid of sharks because they are fearless predators, and they are just about the only creatures that make him feel vulnerable.

But Trump shouldn`t fear sharks, they rarely attack human beings. He should be afraid of piranha, if he ever goes swimming in the ocean those voracious killers would zero in on his tiny genitals.

The filthy pig should also fear whalers, they might mistake him for a whale and harpoon his fat ass.

I hope a whaler, piranha, somebody, or something will get rid of Trump once and for all.

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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5395680/donald-trump-is-terrified-of-sharks-and-hopes-they-all-die-according-to-alleged-porn-star-lover-stormy-daniels-who-claims-he-watched-shark-doc-before-romp/

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