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Published:February 28th, 2018 17:39 EST

Dude Attempts to Rob 7-Eleven By Pointing Finger at Clerk

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Authorities are looking for help identifying a man they say pointed a finger at a 7-Eleven clerk and demanded cash early Wednesday before leaving empty handed.


According to Southwest Florida Crime Stoppers, the man walked into the store with a red shirt covering his face, and approached the clerk with a pointed finger.

The man demanded all the cash from the register, but the clerk refused and the man left the store.

He was seen riding a white bicycle north on Imperial Shores Blvd."


If a dude attempts to rob a 7-Eleven by pointing his finger at the clerk, and leaves the store empty-handed on a bicycle, you don`t have to be clairvoyant or a crime novelist to write the next chapter in his life:

He will be nabbed by the cops and walk out of jail bowlegged a few weeks later.

I wonder what this hapless would-be robber told the clerk: Gimme all the money in the register and a Big Gulp or I will give you a proctology exam?

Moral of this story:

If you point your finger at a clerk demanding he hand over all the money in his register, there are three fingers pointing back at the biggest wanker in the country.

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