March 10th, 2018 10:00 EST
Woman Says She Was Injured by Drag Queen's Breast, Sues Hamburger Mary's in Tampa
"A woman who said she was injured by a drag queen`s breast is suing the Hamburger Mary`s restaurant in Tampa, records show.
In a civil complaint filed last month in Hillsborough County, Neldin Molina of Denver said she went to the restaurant May 30, 2015, for a friend`s birthday, unaware that there would be a performance. Hamburger Mary`s, a chain with several Florida locations, including one on Church Street in Orlando, is known for its drag shows.
During the show, Molina said a performer grabbed her head and `wiggle[d] her breast against Molina`s face and head at least 8 times.` Molina said the performer then violently"pounded her head against the performer`s chest up to 9 times."
Molina is being disingenuous when she claims that she had no idea that there would be a drag performance at Hamburger Mary`s, and therefore no expectation that she would have a close encounter of the 3rd kind with a drag performer`s breast.
Hamburger Mary`s is only the most gay-oriented restaurant chain in the galaxy, their motto is "Eat, Drink and be Mary!" "Mary" in the motto is a reference to the slang "Mary" used for gay men as far back as the early 1900s.
If you go to a "Hamburger Mary" restaurant you know damn well that a drag performance may break out at any time, just as you know that a fistfight between rednecks may break out at any time when you patronize a "Waffle House" diner.
Granted nobody should expect to be assaulted by a drag performer`s breast, but if Molina lied about being oblivious to the fact that she was in a restaurant that caters to a gay clientele and features drag performances, she`s also probably lying when she claims that the drag performer violently pounded her head against his breast.
Methinks this is another frivolous lawsuit, the judge should dismiss her case and give her a voucher for a free meal at a hamburger joint like McDonald`s where there will be zero chance that she would be assaulted by a drag queen.