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Published:June 30th, 2018 16:29 EST
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My Top Ten Secret Service Code Names for Sarah Huckabee Sanders

By Robert Paul Reyes

"White House press secretary Sarah Sanders will be assigned a Secret Service detail to protect her private residence temporarily, sources told CNN. The security detail could start protecting Sanders as soon as Wednesday, but sources did not specify how long the arrangement would last."

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MY TOP TEN SECRET SERVICE CODE NAMES FOR SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS

SMOKEY EYES

EVIL EYE

MISS PIGGY

BORN-AGAIN PORKER

LIES R US

UNCLE FESTER

AUNT LYDIA

HONEY POO POO

SECRETARY GRANNY PANTIES

GRUMPY

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