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Published:August 8th, 2018 18:43 EST
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Top Ten Ways to Celebrate International Cat Day

By Robert Paul Reyes

Flood the inbox of all of your friends and acquaintances with cat pics.

Respond only with a "meow" or a "purr" all freaking day long.

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Act finicky, for example when the cashier at McDonald`s ask you "Do you want fries with that?" answer "Yes, but make sure they are lightly salted, uniform in size, and not too hot."

Knead your coworker`s belly, and when they stare at you in amazement, say "You`re Welcome" and walk away.

Take a crap in your neighbor`s flower bed.

Take a nap on your coworker`s keyboard.

Wake up your partner by biting her toe.

Walk on your girlfriend when she`s napping on the sofa, and when she screams, "What the hell is wrong with you? reply "I`m hungry bitch, feed me."

Yell in a crowded restaurant, "Someone Heimlich maneuver my punk ass, I have a hairball stuck in my throat."

Take a Garfield stuffed animal to work and set up a shrine to Lord Cat in your cubicle.

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