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Published:September 30th, 2018 10:14 EST
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Imagine if Donald Trump and Stormy Daniels Had a Love Child

By Robert Paul Reyes

Melania Trump isn`t unduly upset about her husband`s numerous dalliances with porn stars and Playboy models, after all a trophy wife keeps her eyes on her husband`s bank accounts, and not on his adulterous relationships.

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But the First Lady is reportedly furious that Trump showed Stormy Daniels a picture of baby son Barron right before he poked her with is mushroom-shaped baby penis.

Trump wasn`t going to turn on the lady by showing her his dick pics, the least he could do was to put her in a good mood by showing her photos of his baby.

Can you imagine how furious Melania would have been if the one-night stand between Stormy and the Donald had resulted in a baby?

One wonders what the baby would have been named:

Chlamydia if it`s a girl, and Clappie if it`s a boy?

Baby Toadstool

Poopie

Secret

Bigly Bastard

Thank God a baby wasn`t conceived out of that unholy union, he/she would have been destined to be the Antichrist or a carnival barker.

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