December 11th, 2018 17:41 EST
Melania Trump Hasn't Bought Donald Trump Any Christmas Gifts
"FIRST LADY Melania Trump is yet to buy her husband any Christmas presents, with the couple frequently not exchanging festive gifts at all, it has been claimed.
A source close to the First Lady told Hollywood Life: `Melania absolutely loves Christmas, she goes all out, but as of now she has yet to buy Donald anything.`
`Melania says Donald`s next to impossible to buy for and often they don`t exchange gifts at all for Christmas.`"
I can empathize with Melania`s quandary, after all what do you give a billionaire who already owns the most expensive toys in the world?
Perhaps the first lady can create her own Christmas card, as a token of the love and affection she has for her husband. But of course there is never any love and affection between a gold-digger/trophy wife and her spouse, so hand-created gifts are out of the question.
Anyway, judging by Melania`s blood-red Christmas trees her gifts would probably be as tacky and gaudy as the trinket a Madam of a brothel would give her favorite customer. She`s probably going to end up giving Trump a blood-red butt plug signed by Mike Pence.
At the Trump White House Christmas resembles Festivus, grievances may be aired, and I doubt any presents will be exchanged.
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