February 20th, 2019 17:46 EST
Melania Trump Has the Gravitas of a Boa Feather
Melania Trump has been keeping a low profile lately, and so I searched her on Google News to find out what she`s been up to lately.
The first lady is a former model, and I guess it`s not surprising that most of the articles referenced her outfits.
Then again, she has the gravitas of a boa feather, and the public doesn`t want to read her views on politics or current events.
One UK tabloid even speculated that Melania was signaling her support for Brexit by wearing outfits made by UK designers.
The fashionista recently wore a $2500 Gabriela Hearst dress that looks like it created from the fabric of a whore house sofa, was she expressing her support for the legalization of prostitution? The colorful dress also looks like a shower curtain, maybe she was just encouraging Americans to take daily showers.
My essays are usually short and concise, since this essay is about the bimbo first lady it`s shorter than normal.
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