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Published:August 9th, 2008 19:08 EST
BREAKING NEWS: Detroit Mayor Kilpatrick Is a DEMOCRAT!

BREAKING NEWS: Detroit Mayor Kilpatrick Is a DEMOCRAT!

By John Lillpop

Herewith a Democrat!

Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, a DEMOCRAT, has had a most interesting week, even for a DEMOCRAT.

On Thursday, DEMOCRAT Mayor Kilpatrick spent the night in a one-man jail cell with no TV and a phone only for collect calls, the consequence of violating his bond in a criminal case that has dogged the DEMOCRAT for months.

On Friday, Kilpatrick, a DEMOCRAT, was released from jail just in time to receive two felony assault charges filed by the Michigan Attorney General`s office.

Apparently, the Detroit DEMOCRAT manhandled meddlesome interlopers trying to serve a subpoena. Allegedly, that is.

Of course, the liberal-infested media ignored Kilpatrick`s party affiliation, a blessing hardly ever bestowed on Republicans caught in the untidy cross hairs of justice.

Which reminds me, did I mention that Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick is a DEMOCRAT?