October 7th, 2008 13:34 EST
Ready for Some Voter Fraud?
With the most important election ever less than 30 days away, Democrat strategists are reportedly set to unleash a massive get out the vote " campaign in order to tip the scales to the extreme left.
Barack Obama, Howard Dean, and other fraud specialists at the Democratic National Committee (DNC) are supposedly convinced that Democrats can win the White House and increase their majorities in both the House and the Senate by simply focusing on three important voting blocs known to be treasure coves for liberals.
The three voting groups that Democrats are counting on are:
* The dead
* Convicted felons, and
* Illegal aliens
Dead illegal aliens count as two, dead illegal alien felons are three.
It is technically unlawful for votes to be cast by, or on behalf of, any person in any of these three categories. However, Democrat lawyers claim that laws which prohibit voting by the dead, convicted felons, and illegal aliens are discriminatory and blatantly unconstitutional.
Those same Democrats point to the precedent established in 1960 when Democrat John F. Kennedy defeated Republican Richard Nixon for the U.S. presidency because of the unusually high turnout among dead voters in Illinois.
In another example of blatant voter fraud, in 1996 Democrat Loretta Sanchez defeated long-term Republican incumbent Republican Bob Dornan in a bid for the House seat in California`s 46th congressional district.
Dornan`s loss was the result of votes cast by Mexican illegal aliens for fellow Latino Sanchez.
With respect to felons, Democrats have long been in favor of making such individuals eligible to vote.
Then there is the case of William Jefferson Clinton. This corrupt Democrat was impeached in 1998, subsequently disbarred by the Arkansas bar, and banned from arguing before the United States Supreme Court because of perjury and obstruction of justice.
Despite his troubling rap sheet, " Bubba apparently voted for Democrats in 2000, 2004, and 2006.
Democrats simply cannot win without voter fraud!
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