April 30th, 2007 14:25 EST
Short Humorous Pieces
1. Two snakes were on a promenade in the forest. One asked the other:
2. A two-star general was inspecting a squadron. He asked a soldier:
What would you do, if the enemy was just going to throw an A-bomb over you? "
Then, I would follow the order of the sergeant. "
If the enemy will drop an A-bomb just for me, I wouldn`t mind dying for that enemy Sir! " answered the soldier.
3. Little Tony had followed his brother, one day, to the woods, near-by, as his brother took his girl friend there in his car. As Tony watched them from behind a tree, his brother held the girl and asked:
For the last time, yes or no? "
No, " said the girlfriend.
OK " said Tony`s brother angry. In that case, I`ll ride back to town and you walk. "
The little Tony thought this was an easy thing to do. On the following Sunday, he invited little Mary for a ride to the woods on his bike. When they reached the woods, Tony held Mary and asked:
Yes or no? "
Yes! " answered Mary.
OK " said Tony . "In that case, you take the bike and I walk home. "
4. A Black-Sea Turk adopted a new born English baby and brought him home.
So that he can teach me English, when he grows up " answered the Black Sea Turk.