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Published:July 1st, 2008 16:00 EST
Feminist Author of "She Inc." Laments Hillary's Demise

Feminist Author of "She Inc." Laments Hillary's Demise

By John Lillpop

Whether or not one is a feminist has more to do with what is lodged between one`s ears than what is dangling, or not, between one`s legs.

Kenneth J. Gross, author of "She Inc.," a sort of perverted wish list for feminist fascists seeking to take over the globe via group Vagina channeling, is a perfect example.

We understand that Gross is indeed a male feminist, a sell out to the darker side of humanity. The anti- Jetti in the war between the sexes, is he, to paraphrase Yoda.

Mind you, Gross`s breezy little novel is entertaining and captivating, provided one hates the natural order of things, ergo, male superiority and dominance in all of life`s war zones.

To chagrined feminists suffering from psychic abuse, real or imagined, at the hands of men, Gross weaves a fanciful tale which enables forlorn old maids, and young, unattractive ones, to escape reality through Pat Stenson and her five bosom buddies.

Using their superior brains and fertile uteruses in a joint venture known as "She Inc.," Stenson and friends work tirelessly and ruthlessly toward their goal of replacing male dominance with female fascism.

Not a particularly noble calling, but for some women She Inc., is about as close as they will ever come to self-actualization and real power.

Although Gross is not likely to win any awards for writing excellence, he does deserve some credit for being masterfully clairvoyant:

She Inc.,
hit the book stands just as Hillary`s Clinton fairy tale about becoming the first woman to serve as president of these United States was about to bear fruit.

The derailing of Hillary`s Oval Office scheme by a young black man with Muslim first, middle, and last names must have distressed Gross to no end; it could not have happened to a more deserving scalawag.

As it turns out, the fruit reaped from the tree of Hillary was nothing but sour grapes.

Still, Gross can celebrate in the knowledge that Hillary`s aborted presidential campaign will cause millions of distressed feminists to seek solace in chocolate, shopping, and fictional accounts of women with power.

That being the case, it could be quite a boom year for Gross and She Inc. after all!