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Published:November 19th, 2007 18:29 EST
Texas Toy Store Massacre

Texas Toy Store Massacre

By Chris Minetree

The 1974 version of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre is the scariest movie I’ve ever seen.  A time in cinema that had genuinely scary films and didn’t rely on ripping off horrible Japanese movies to scare you.  Leatherface is definitely scarier than some haunted VHS tapes.  The guy cuts you up with a chainsaw, eats you, then makes decorative furniture with your bones.  The only person that could possibly be as scary as Leatherface is Jack Nicholson except he doesn’t wear peoples’ skin (I can’t prove that yet). Oh and another note, not to toot my own horn, but I dare you to draw a cuter depiction of a cannibalistic mass-murderer wearing somebody’s face.

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