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Published:July 23rd, 2008 20:50 EST
Lil` Wiener

Lil` Wiener

By Chris Minetree

Ever since the first model T, cars have been used by men to compensate for their um...short comings.  They get a giant truck that can tow a small tank or a sports car with chrome rims and the ever classy `whale tail`. 

Using this philosophy I came up with the theory that the nicer the car the more the person is compensating for.  So I`d like to make it clear to all the ladies out there that my car is a piece of trash.

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