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Published:May 9th, 2010 10:24 EST
I Love You Mom!

I Love You Mom!

By Will Roberts



Dear Mom,

I wanted to get you a trip to the beaches of the gulf coast, but they are busy cleaning up a mess BP made.  Then I thought I would fly you here to be with me in Vegas but then I remembered the President does not want us to spend money here and  I don`t trust the airlines with my most prized possession. We could go to Arizona and have fun in the sun, however, just make sure you bring you bathing suit and 3 forms of ID! On the other hand I think I will be safe and send you fresh fruit, ORGANIC! The President says the conventional stuff causes cancer.

I love you Mom...


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