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Published:June 17th, 2010 14:52 EST
You Gave Us ABT (American Ballet Theater) Last Night and We Wanted (NFR) National Finals Rodeo!

You Gave Us ABT (American Ballet Theater) Last Night and We Wanted (NFR) National Finals Rodeo!

By Will Roberts

 

Will Says...

Mr. President, im going to hide my face until you get this HOLE thing worked out. Last nights slick softshoe speech you gave was like a game of dodge TAR ball. I dont blame you for the leak, but dont let us bleed to death!

This is starting to look like the scene in that Jimmy Stewert movie... where he dances near the pool and does not know what going on around him.

I`m sending you a pair of these. This cowboy has stomped a lot of crap in these! they have a mean kick left in them!


Grab that bull by the horns!