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Published:August 10th, 2010 08:35 EST
Will Says... My wife is pregnant!

Will Says... My wife is pregnant!

By Will Roberts

 

Will Says... Manners Matter
 
So, my wife is pregnant, and I had to go to the doc`s office today and a girl drawing blood said...
 
Nurse: "How far along are you, cause you are HUGE! Must be a BOY!"
 
Um.. 31 weeks and it`s a GIRL.
Do I look FAT?
 
Will, do I look BIG?
 
Sweetheart, you look great! And pregnant and that`s good!
 
If you give compliments, use the words, great, wonderful, and you look good!
Avoid: the words... Wow! Huge, and Twins!