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Published:July 11th, 2008 09:10 EST
Guy Can't Remove Chastity Belt, Calls 911 For Help

Guy Can't Remove Chastity Belt, Calls 911 For Help

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Firefighters had to cut a man out of a titanium chastity belt intended for sex games last week.

Crews from Kingston fire station were called to the red-faced man`s home in Ham at about 11pm on June 27 after he had spent all day trying to free himself from the device.

It took about 45 minutes for firefighters to release the man, believed to be in his 40s, from the structure. By this time he had slipped in and out of consciousness due to the pressure of the chastity belt on his genitals."

Quotation from:

Never ride a motorcycle without a helmet; never tug on Superman`s cape, and never put on a titanium chastity belt without making sure you have the key.

The dude was hoping his girlfriend had the key, but she claimed not to have it. There`s always the possibility that she wasn`t in the mood for romance, and instead of using the excuse of having a headache, she lied and said she didn`t have the key.

The hapless fellow spent a whole day trying to extricate himself from the device, before he called for help. If I ever find myself in a similar predicament, I would be to embarrassed to call 911. I would simply wait until I lost so much weight, that I could slip out of the chastity belt.

According to the article the man`s genital area was red and swollen from the pressure of the chastity belt; I bet his face was just as red.

I hope the poor guy learned his lesson: Kinkiness and commonsense must go hand-in-hand.