July 16th, 2008 15:11 EST
Woman Clobbers Boyfriend On Head With Toilet Seat
"Police arrested a couple after the woman allegedly hit her boyfriend with a toilet seat. The woman, 18, told police that she found her boyfriend smoking cocaine in their bathroom and turned on the shower to try and wash away the drugs.
The pair argued and when he refused to give up the drugs, authorities say the woman hit him with the toilet seat."
Quotation from the Associated Press (AP)
A relationship can survive an argument over a man`s failure to lower the toilet seat, but when a woman clunks her boyfriend on the head with a toilet seat the romance is over. When a dude refuses to give up his drugs to his angry girlfriend, perhaps there was never a viable relationship in the first place.
The article states that the woman hit her boyfriend with the toilet seat, it doesn`t provide us with any details. A toilet seat doesn`t simply snap off when a woman needs it to conk her lover on his noggin. Girlfriend was so furious that she yanked the seat from the toilet, so she could teach her dude a lesson.
The AP story doesn`t provide the names of the happy couple, it`s as if these lovebirds are so lowlife that they don`t deserve to be mentioned by name.
It will take more than a new toilet seat from K-Mart to repair this this relationship.