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Published:July 26th, 2008 22:45 EST
Five-Year-Old Boy Escapes From Daycare, Goes To Hooters

Five-Year-Old Boy Escapes From Daycare, Goes To Hooters

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A five-year-old boy walked out of the Imagination Station child care center in the 2300 block of San Jacinto Boulevard near Golden Triangle Mall.

He then crossed busy Dallas Drive to go to a RaceTrac gas station to purchase a soft drink and snacks.

After leaving the station, he ended up in the Hooters parking lot about a half-mile away."

Quotation from Monika Diaz/WFAA

The little man exited via a fire exit, to begin his short adventure. I`m impressed that the kid had the know-how to purchase soft drinks and snacks. With the healthy diet that he`s fed at the child care center, I don`t blame him for escaping to buy some junk food.

I have an internal GPS system that allows me to zero in to the nearest Hooters, but how did this diminutive playa find his way to Hooters? Maybe it`s all in the genes, he could be a love child of President Bill Clinton.

Perhaps the little Playboy sees the Hooters waitresses as a source of milk? Nah, if he`s smart enough to buy goodies at a convenience store, he went to Hooters to get his freak on.

All`s well that ends well. Thank goodness the little fellow wasn`t run over by a car or crushed by a Hooter`s waitress mammary glands.