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Published:August 12th, 2008 17:25 EST

Huge Inflatable Dog Turd Scares BeJesus Out Of Swedes

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A giant inflatable dog turd by American artist Paul McCarthy blew away from an exhibition in the garden of a Swiss museum, bringing down a power line and breaking a greenhouse window before it landed again, the museum said Monday.

The art work, titled `Complex S(expletive..)`, is the size of a house."

Quotation from AFP

I`m a very prolific writer and I never suffer from writer`s cramp, but many scribes labor for hours or even days before they can write an essay or a short story.

Artists never suffer from the equivalent of writer`s cramp, they can create anything and label it "art" and the gullible public will eat it up.

If I saw a giant inflatable dog turd flying over my house many words would come to mind: Nuisance, sign of the Apocalypse, ridiculous, holy sh**... But art would not be one of them.

A giant inflatable dog crap isn`t art, it`s a manifestation of an artist`s ego and chutzpah.

My dog just created a stinky and ugly piece of art, I should mail it to the Swiss museum, they would probably put it on display.