September 17th, 2008 11:19 EST
Girl attacks Boyfriend with sword because he didn't wash dishes
"Police say a 20-year-old woman faces an aggravat assault charge after she bit her boyfriend, broke a picture frame across his face and swung at him with a sword during an argument about his not doing the dishes.
The woman was arrested last week at the couple`s apartment, the Fort Worth Star-Telegram reported on its Web site."
The Associated Press
I`m not a Mr. Mom type, but I believe that a man should help out with the household chores. I`ve been known to don an apron and wash and dry the dishes and dust the furniture.
I`ve performed these duties out of the goodness of my heart, not because I was ordered to do so by my Honey Buns. It will be a cold day in hell before I ever let a woman order me to wash the dishes.
The guy had every right to stand up to his girlfriend and refuse to wash the dishes, but he was a wuz for letting her beat him to a pulp. If a woman bit me on the shoulder, I would immediately hold her down and call the cops. I would not allow her to also bonk me with a picture frame and attack me with a sword.
Does everyone have a sword in their house? It seems like there`s been a rash of sword-related stories recently. Even this low-life couple, living in a dumpy apartment, can afford to decorate their dwelling with a sword.
The poor guy should get rid of his girlfriend, but keep his sword in case she comes back.