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Published:October 7th, 2008 20:19 EST
Evil Dude Wins Lottery, Twice

Evil Dude Wins Lottery, Twice

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Kansas man whose girlfriend was physically stuck to the toilet in their home wins $20,000 in the state Lottery, for the second time this year. Kory McFarren cashed in his winning $2 Bonus Crossword ticket in Great Bend Monday."

The Associated Press

God rewards the righteous and punishes evildoers, or so the fable goes. Reality teaches us that rain falls on the just and the unjust, and if there is a deity he isn`t a good accountant. It`s people who commit many transgressions who get ahead in life, while the meek and lowly barely make ends meet.

McFarren`s fat girlfriend was stuck in the toilet for over a month before he finally decided it might be a good idea to call 911. And this gem of a human being wins the lottery not once, but twice.

CEO`s allow greed to overcome common sense bankrupting their companies, and they land in wealth and comfort thanks to their $100 million golden parachutes. Small fry creeps like McFarren and big time crooks get away murder, while the average Joe can`t get a break.

Life isn`t fair, the evil prosper and the righteous suffer and God isn`t in the equation. What`s a good guy to do? Maybe you should buy a lottery ticket, but do something wicked before you buy it, it might improve your chances of hitting the jackpot.