October 12th, 2008 10:01 EST
Blonde Bimbo Sues L'Oreal Over Bad Hair Dye
"A Connecticut judge has given the brush-off to a blonde woman`s lawsuit claiming L`Oreal Inc. ruined her social life when she accidentally dyed her hair brunette with one of its products.
Charlotte Feeney of Stratford says she can never return to her natural blonde hue, a shock that left her so traumatized she needed anti-depressants.
She says she suffered headaches and anxiety, missed the attention that blondes receive and had to stay home and wear hats most of the time."
Most of us have real problems like scrimping to pay the mortgage, or tying to come up with enough money to send the kids to college. But this bimbo`s life was turned upside down when she accidentally dyed her blond hair brown.
Only a natural blond would be stupid enough to accidentally buy a bottle of brown hair dye.
Why did a natural blonde feel a need to buy what she thought was a bottle of blond hair dye?
Maybe it wasn`t an accident, and she purchased the brown hair dye to increase her IQ, and when it didn`t work she sued L`Oreal out of spite.
Now that the judge has dismissed her lawsuit, she can stop pretending to be traumatized . Feeney doesn`t need hair dye or anti-depressants, she needs to get a clue. A woman who is only happy when men are noticing her for superficial reasons, has a lot of growing up to do.