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Published:October 23rd, 2008 16:16 EST
A "Righteous Wind," Or Hot Air from Beelzebub?

A "Righteous Wind," Or Hot Air from Beelzebub?

By John Lillpop

Barack Obama has taken to waxing poetic in the waning days of this dreadfully long election campaign.

Speaking in Virginia, Obama reassured the 35,000 assembled victims of Obamamania with these comforting words, "I feel like we got a righteous wind at our backs here."

Egad! Now this non-citizen communist has conscripted Mother Nature into his army of Change soldiers. Best to acquiesce than be labeled as an ill wind that blows racist, right Mum Nature?

Of course, what the candidate deliberately neglected to say was that that "righteous wind" has been helped along by ACORN voter fraud; a liberal-biased, anything but objective, mainstream media; dishonest assignment of blame for the economic collapse onto Republicans; and an electorate intent on committing mass suicide by consuming copious amounts of Kool-Aid dispensed by a fake Messiah.

That "righteous wind" is actually a blast of hot air sent by evil forces to destroy American democracy and our way of life!