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Published:October 31st, 2008 12:26 EST
John McCain Is Winning The Cat Litter Box Vote

John McCain Is Winning The Cat Litter Box Vote

By Robert Paul Reyes

All of the major polls, without exception, show John McCain anywhere from 4 to 18 points behind Barack Obama. Most of the pundits have written off McCain, but he shouldn`t give up hope, there is one poll that shows him with a slight lead.

"To put it in a tasteful way, a vote in Ohio is determining which White House hopeful is the pick of the litter. The ballot boxes are cat litter boxes in the 2008 `Kitty Caucus` being conducted by the Capital Area Humane Society in Columbus and local radio station WBNS-FM, known as Mix 97.1.

The presidential preferences of the animal shelter`s feline residents are being determined by their `votes` dropped into a red box for Republican John McCain and a blue one for Democrat Barack Obama."

The Associated Press

McCain is leading by a single turd, I mean a single vote.

I feel sorry for the employee who has to count the votes, politics is a dirty game and you have to put up with a lot of crap. As much sympathy as I have for the person who counts the votes, if McCain wins I will demand a recount.

How do we know that a Republican employee of the Humane Society hasn`t trained all the fat cats to patronize the red litter box? The Republicans are renowned for their dirty tricks, and I wouldn`t be surprised if they resorted to trickery.

If cats care enough to participate in the election, there`s no excuse for any American not to vote.