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Published:November 9th, 2008 18:39 EST
Crazy John McCain Supporter Bites Man On Nose

Crazy John McCain Supporter Bites Man On Nose

By Robert Paul Reyes

When the American networks declared Barack Obama the winner, celebrations broke out all over the world. Tears of joy flowed in celebrations from Atlanta to Chicago and Tokyo to London.

But Obama`s historic victory also caused a few McCain supporters to shed tears of sorrow.

"A 70-year old man was charged earlier today with biting the nose of another man because police said he was upset that Barack Obama won the presidency.

Alexander J. McKenna, of South Landon Avenue, was charged with three counts each of simple assault and harassment, and one count of disorderly conduct and public drunkenness. He was released on $2,500 unsecured bail."


If you want to drink away your sorrow, it`s best to do it in your home and not at a bar. Emotions and suds are a perfect recipe for a bar fight.

It`s appropriate that a McCain supporter would display his disappointment by biting the nose of another man. McCain was an angry and spiteful campaigner, and it`s to be expected that his fans adopted his surly demeanor.

If Obama has lost his supporters would have imitated their hero and reacted with a wry and bemused smile.

It should be noted that this crazy guy is 70-years-old; I hope all old guys aren`t as cranky as McCain and McKenna.

McKenna should be sentenced to 100 hours of community service and forced to watch Obama`s victory speech 50 times.