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Published:December 13th, 2008 12:16 EST
Man Handcuffs Wife To Bed, Loses Handcuffs

Man Handcuffs Wife To Bed, Loses Handcuffs

By Robert Paul Reyes

"If you love something, set it free. And if you can`t, call the police. The Detroit Free Press reports police in suburban Detroit responded to a call Thursday by a man who handcuffed his wife to their bed but misplaced the key.

Dearborn police used a universal key to free the woman."

The Associated Press (AP)

I commend this married couple for trying to keep their love life interesting, but kinkiness and common sense must go hand-in-hand. Bondage 101: Never misplace the key when you handcuff your wife or mistress to the bed.

Fantasies are great, but I`m sure that this randy duo`s fantasy didn`t include having a police officer free the wife who was spread-eagled on the bed.

I wonder what happened after the cops left? Did the hapless lovebirds continue their kinky lovemaking session, or did the romance deteriorate into recriminations and accusations?

Wife: You idiot, did you lose the key on purpose?

Husband: Honey you know I can`t find my eyeglasses when they are sitting on top of my bald head

Wife: Hm, I notice that wen we play around with the chastity belt, you`ve never lost the key to it.