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Published:December 14th, 2008 12:33 EST

Dude Finds Lady Drinking On Roof Of His House

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A man called police on Wednesday night after he came home from work and spotted an intoxicated woman drinking a beer on the roof of his home. The 28-year-old woman was taken into custody after she refused to get down and leave. The police report said the woman agreed to leave only if the man agreed to give her more beer."

The Associated Press (AP)

When the average person feels like drinking a beer, he plops down in front of his TV or he ambles over to the nearest pub.

But this crazy lady felt like there was no better place to nurse a beer than on the roof of a stranger`s house.

When I come home after a hard day`s work, I simply want to relax. I don`t want to deal with any drama like discovering that my home has been burglarized or finding a lady on my roof drinking a beer.

I`ve never been confronted with this homeowner`s dilemma, and I wonder what I would do if confronted by such a weird scenario. The AP article doesn`t include a photo of the beer-drinking trespasser, but if an attractive lady mistook the roof of my house for a bar I might just climb up and join her. I`m just kidding, I`m not that hard up for a date.

One thing I would not do is demand that she come down. The drunk lady would probably fall and break her neck, and after litigation she would be living in my home drinking beer in my living room.

I guess I would have no choice, but to immediately call the police, and pray that she doesn`t fall down before they arrive.