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Published:December 16th, 2008 09:30 EST
Pizza Guy

Pizza Guy Hurls Pizza At Robber

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police say a pizza delivery man fought back with the one weapon he had handy when a gun was pulled on him in a stickup: A large, hot pepperoni pizza.

Delivery man Eric Lopez Devictoria, 40, flung the steaming pie at the gunman, buying time as he ran for safety, police said."

The Associated Press

We all know that you shouldn`t bring a knife to a gunfight, but perhaps it`s not a bad idea to bring a hot steaming pizza. You gotta play the cards that fate handed you, and Devictoria flung his only available weapon: A sizzling pizza. While the hapless crook was wiping melting cheese from his eyes, the intrepid pizza guy ran for safety.

If you live in a crime-ridden neighborhood keep your gun locked and loaded or better yet keep your pizza nice and hot.

The bad guys were caught and I`m sure they will have a miserable time in prison when the other prisoners learned that their dastardly caper was foiled by a pizza