December 19th, 2008 13:26 EST
Burger King Cologne Has Scent Of "Flame-Broiled" Meat
"Burger King has launched a new men`s body spray called "Flame," which it describes as "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat." The fast food chain is marketing the product through a Web site featuring a photo of its King character reclining fireside and naked, except for an animal fur strategically placed to not offend."
The Associated Press
Spray on some "Flame" cologne and you will impress the ladies, they will think you have been busy flipping burgers all day long.
I love pork, but I dont want to smell like a pig, and I love hamburgers but I have no desire to smell like a dead cow.
The BK king is the most disturbing advertising icon in history, I wouldn`t buy anything from that despicable character. I beg you with every ounce of my being do not go to the Burger King Web site, and see the advertisement featuring the king.
I will stick with the old standard Aqua Velva, it`s been around since the Stone Age, and the high alcohol content cologne can double as an alcoholic beverage.
I take my job as a columnist very seriously, and in doing research for this article I saw the advertisement featuring the infamous king. I am now psychologically scarred for life, and I am seriously contemplating becoming a vegetarian.