February 2nd, 2009 12:05 EST
Owner Of Goomba's Pizzeria Pistol-Whips Customer For Complaining About Food
"Flagler County authorities said a restaurant owner pistol-whipped and beat a customer who complained that his takeout order was incorrect. The owner of Goomba`s Pizzeria was charged with aggravated assault and battery with a deadly weapon and released on bail."
I have no sympathy for the victim, you don`t complain that your calzone was prepared incorrectly to the owner of a joint named "Goomba`s Pizzeria." That`s like complaining to the owner of Hell`s Angels Motorcycle Sales and Repairs that he installed a muffler incorrectly. He`s lucky Mr. Goomba restrained himself, and merely gave him a well-deserved pistol-whipping.
"Goomba: An Italian American, and only an Italian America, who has ties with the mafia or any goodfellas. He is in no way a gangster or a mobster himself. He sits down eating only pasta wearing vinyl suits and massive jewelry."
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I would never patronize Goomba`s Pizzeria, I would be afraid that the the supreme pizza is topped with the remains of Louis (Big Mouth) Sinatrino.
My advice for the hapless customer is to stick to Domino`s Pizza, they won`t send a hit man after you for complaining that your pizza wasn`t delivered on time.