February 4th, 2009 10:58 EST
Sheyla Hershey Sets World Record With 38KKK Breasts
"SHEYLA Hershey`s massive 38KKK breasts have been declared the world`s biggest boob job.
The 28-year-old American housewife and model has undergone nine ops to get her amazing figure." Read More
Hershey`s humongous boobs make Pamela Anderson`s mammary glands look like mosquito bites. I have never understood the fascination that some men have with huge knockers, melons that big aren`t sexy, they are frightening.
Sheyla has endured nine operations to obtain her freakish figure; she had to go to Brazil for her final operation because her American plastic surgeons refused to see her again. To get tatas that gigantic the foolish woman had to have over one gallon of silicon injected. How would you like to have all that silicon sloshing around inside your body?
Sheyla doesn`t need the services of a plastic surgeon, her pathological desire for a larger and larger bust screams out for the attention of a psychiatrist.
Sheyla makes her home in Houston, Texas, I know that things are supposed to be bigger in Texas, but this is ridiculous. Physicians have warned the Texas beauty that her watermelons are so big that they are in danger of exploding. But that doesn`t seem to faze Sheyla, she is very pleased with her record-setting bosom.
Women often blame men for their vanity: I got a boob job so my husband wouldn`t leave me for his secretary. But it`s worth noting that Sheyla left her boyfriend because he begged her to stop with her insane mission to have the world`s largest boobies.
I`ve exhausted my list of synonyms for breasts, so let me end this essay.