March 24th, 2009 14:01 EST
Cops Accuse Two-Year-Old Tot Of Anti-Social Behavior
"A boy aged two has become the youngest Briton ever to be threatened with an Asbo.
Lennon Poyser received the warning along with his sisters Olivia, five, and four-year-old Megan, after neighbours complained about their behaviour.
The three tiny tearaways have been accused of verbally abusing adult residents and damaging property." http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1163528/Boy-aged-TWO-youngest-Briton-threatened-Asbo-accused-verbally-abusing-adults.html
An Asbo (complaint of anti-social behavior) is usually reserved for unruly drunks, obnoxious teenagers and girls gone wild. The Asbo warning accuses the kids of verbally abusing adults and kicking footballs at residents` windows.
The tiny tot and his sisters Olivia, five, and four-year-old Megan are the youngest perps ever to receive an Asbo warning from the police.
The mother has rushed to the defense of her children explaining that "Olivia is autistic, Megan is painfully shy and Lennon can barely talk.".
It turns out that it was all a mistake, the police sent the Asbo warning to the wrong home. The Daily Mail article includes a photo of Lennon -- he resembles a little angel more than he does a troublesome creep.
Lennon doesn`t know an Asbo from a pacifier, and he won`t be traumatized by being falsely branded an anti-social evildoer.
I hope the press leaves this wonderful family alone, I`m sure they want nothing to do with the publicity. I pray that the soccer clubs realize that two-year-old Lennon can`t kick a soccer ball into a window that`s about fifteen feet above the ground. The beleaguered mom doesn`t need soccer teams attempting to recruit her son.