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Published:March 31st, 2009 11:27 EST
Dude Shoots Up McDonald's: Mad It Was Too Early To Order From Lunch Menu

Dude Shoots Up McDonald's: Mad It Was Too Early To Order From Lunch Menu

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police said a customer fired one or two shots into a Salt Lake City McDonald`s after the driver of the car he was in was told the restaurant was not serving lunch yet. Police said the female driver of a white Dodge Intrepid pulled up to the drive-thru and ordered from the lunch menu early Sunday but was told only breakfast was available." The Associated Press


More than once I`ve gone to McDonald`s for lunch, only to be informed that I couldn`t order from the lunch menu for a few more minutes. When I`ve got a Jones for a Big Mac and fries, a breakfast burrito and hash browns just won`t cut it.

But the average person doesn`t shoot up the Golden Arches with a sawed-off shotgun because he can`t order from the lunch menu. The average person also doesn`t keep a sawed-off shotgun handy in the trunk of his car.

Thugs who act impulsively are almost always caught. There were several witnesses to this wanton act of violence, and it won`t be long before the police apprehend the idiot.

When this clown is munching on prison grub, he will long for any item from the McDonald`s lunch or breakfast menu.