April 1st, 2009 12:31 EST
Man Steals Prosthetic Leg
"A man who police say skipped out of paying for a prosthetic leg has been arrested.
Police said the man was measured and fitted for the leg at a Des Moines business in 2005. They said he picked it up to test for a few hours but never returned to pay for it.
Police say the leg was confiscated and will be returned to the store." The Associated Press
This clown was recently arrested for selling meth, that`s when the cops discovered he was wanted on a warrant for the stolen leg.
Hopalong Cassidy is lucky he doesn`t live in an Islamic country -- they take an "eye-for-an-eye" approach to justice and he would have been rendered legless.
With charges of selling meth and grand larceny, Hopalong will probably be sentenced to a few years in prison. He was caught red-handed, he doesn`t have a leg to stand on.
When he`s in the joint Hopalong is going to regret not paying for that leg, he`s going to need two legs to get away from prisoners who want to make him his wife.