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Published:April 1st, 2009 13:06 EST

Mother-In-Law From Hell: Rocket Attack and Machine Gun Fire Fail To Kill Her

By Robert Paul Reyes

Who doesn`t love a mother-in-law joke? These are some of my favorites:

*What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL?

Sir, we were able to save her!

*What is the ideal weight for a MIL?

About 2.3lbs, including the urn.

*The clock fell off the wall. If it was a minute sooner, it would have hit my MIL. That clock was always slow!

Jokes courtesy of:

MIL jokes are universally loved because MIL`s are universally despised.

The following news article beautifully illustrates how much we hate MIL`s:

"A desperate husband tried to kill his mother-in-law with an anti-tank missile launcher after claiming she`d turned his wife against him.

And when his mother-in-law survived the rocket attack on her home, he tried to finish her off with a machine gun, a court in Doboj, Bosnia, was told.

Amazingly, she survived both attacks with barely a scratch, judges heard."

Only cockroaches and MIL`s will survive a Nuclear Armageddon, they are practically indestructible. A man should be entitled to have three attempts to kill his MIL, I wish this beleaguered dude had been able to try one more time before he was arrested. Maybe handcuffing her to a suitcase nuclear bomb and then detonated it would have done the trick. Maybe.