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Published:June 4th, 2009 13:46 EST
Boobs Burn Grandview Topless Coffee Shop

Boobs Burn Grandview Topless Coffee Shop

By Robert Paul Reyes

 

"An early morning fire destroyed a topless coffee shop in Maine that created a controversy when it opened in February.

Flames engulfed the Grandview Topless Coffee Shop on Route 3 in Vassalboro at 1 a.m., Fire Chief Eric Rowe said. With the help of nine other fire departments, crews extinguished the three-alarm blaze after battling it for about five hours." http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaking_news/2009/06/fire_destroys_t.html


Prudes will claim that the fire was an act of God, but why would the Almighty destroy his greatest creations: Donuts, Topless hotties and coffee?

I see this as the work of the devil, only one of Satan`s henchmen could have destroyed a universally loved citadel of pleasure.

"The fire broke out just hours after Crabtree had met with local officials about his latest proposal -- to add music and dancing to the club."

http://www.mpbn.net/News/MaineHeadlineNews/tabid/968/ctl/ViewItem/mid/2905/ItemId/10764/Default.aspx

Very suspicious timing -- some uptight prig couldn`t stand the idea of topless waitresses bouncing their boobs to the beat of the music.

You would be hard pressed to find a guy who doesn`t love boobs, donuts and coffee, this is a great loss to the city of Vassalboro and the state of Maine.

I will dunk a donut in coffee and search for topless pics of Britney Spears in solidarity with my poor brothers in Maine who are still grieving the loss of a great cultural landmark.