Published:June 8th, 2009 14:40 EST

Indians Pray To Frog That Changes Colors

"A FROG that constantly changes colour is being worshipped as a GOD in India.

Hundreds of curious followers flock to Reji Kumar`s home every day to pray and ask for miracles.

Now one of the country`s top zoologists plans to study the rainbow frog. But Reji, 35, who keeps the creature in a glass bottle after finding it while out watering plants, is afraid it might CROAK first.

He said: `My one problem is that this frog does not appear to eat. I keep trying to feed it but it doesn`t eat anything. I don`t know what else to give it.`" http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2469396/Frog-that-changes-colour-worshipped-in-India-as-a-god.html

This frog has changed from white, to yellow to gray. Frogs change color to scare away predators; I wish this frog could make his skin change into a pattern of devil`s horns to scare away the religious nuts.

Praying to a frog for a miracle is no more ridiculous than asking Jesus to help you win the lottery. Westerners may think it`s ridiculous to pray to a frog, but most Indians think it`s insane to believe that Jesus walked on water or raised the dead.

Dear reader your religion, I don`t care which brand of malarkey you subscribe to, is as ridiculous as praying to a frog.

This idiot Kumar is afraid that his frog may croak, it may very well die real soon, a frog wasn`t meant to live in a glass bottle. That`s what most people do with their god: Keep it in glass bottle. The deity that evangelicals worship isn`t big enough to love homosexuals or embrace feminists. Fundamentalists keep their stunted god in a bottle, they don`t want a god who can embrace everyone in the world.