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Published:June 18th, 2009 17:46 EST
Cheeseburger In A Can? No Way!

Cheeseburger In A Can? No Way!

By Robert Paul Reyes


"Swiss outdoor goods maker Katadyn has created an easy-eating solution -- the cheeseburger in a can.

The canned meal contains an all-beef patty, lettuce, tomato and cheese on a sesame seed bun. It retails for about $6 and can stay fresh for up to a year, according to" Brody

Switzerland has given the world some great products: Swiss watches, Swiss Army Knives, and Swiss Miss Hot Chocolate. Then there`s that great Swiss product: Cheeseburger in a can.

If an American had come up with this insane idea, he would have been tried for treason. A cheeseburger is an all-American meal, and it`s nothing short of blasphemy to package a cheeseburger in a can.

The cheeseburger in a can can be eaten cold, or you can plop the can in a pot and let it boil for about five minutes. The only way to prepare a cheeseburger is to fry the sucker, I wouldn`t even eat a burger that`s been microwaved. I`d rather have a threesome with Oprah Winfrey and Rosie O`Donnell than to eat a boiled cheeseburger.

The inventer or this abomination should be boiled alive!

Here`s a YouTube video of how to properly boil a cheeseburger in a can: