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Published:July 23rd, 2009 12:52 EST
Flat-Rate Brothel: Entry Fee Entitles You To Endless Sex, Food And Drink

Flat-Rate Brothel: Entry Fee Entitles You To Endless Sex, Food And Drink

By Robert Paul Reyes


"Prostitutes in Germany are fighting back against attempts by conservative politicians and some irate residents to stop popular `flat-rate` brothels.

Officials in the state of Baden-Wuerttemberg launched moves to stop one brothel with a "flat-rate" fee system because they viewed it as inhumane for women to provide unlimited sexual services all day for a one-off 70 euros (£60) fee.

For a 70 euros charge customers are entitled to all the sex, food and drink they want between 10 a.m. and 4 p.m. The evening flat rate rises to 100 euros." Caroline Copley/Reuters

I`m not a spring chicken, but even during my sexual prime there was no way I could take full advantage of a day-long sex marathon. Most customers, even those turbo-charged with Viagra, will peter out after a few minutes. There will be longer lines at the buffet lines, than there will be customers waiting to enter a working girl`s room.

The conservative politicians aren`t worried that the prostitutes are being overworked, this is simply a ruse to ban brothels. Germany has an enlightened view towards the world`s oldest profession, and Germans shouldn`t allow a few disgruntled conservative politicians to ban prostitution.

A brothel where a flat-rate entitles you to all the sex, food and drink you want? Dude, that sounds like my version of heaven!