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Published:August 5th, 2009 14:06 EST
Wife Punishes Cheating Spouse By Supergluing Penis To His Stomach

Wife Punishes Cheating Spouse By Supergluing Penis To His Stomach

By Robert Paul Reyes


"A wannabe Don Juan was tempted to a motel in Wisconsin by the prospect of a tryst with one of his numerous lovers. But instead of a night of passion, according to court documents, he found himself confronted by four angry women - among them his wife and another girlfriend - and on the receiving end of a revenge attack grisly enough to make any philanderer think again.

Prosecutors are investigating the convoluted incident that ended with the man tied to a bed with his penis superglued to his stomach, an apparent punishment for his womanising ways. The ambush was said to have been set up by the man`s wife after she found out he had cheated on her with a number of other women."

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

At least the women didn`t go Lorena Bobbit on the Casanova. He suffered pain, embarrassment, and humiliation, but he walks away from the harrowing incident with his manhood intact.

The loverboy met one of the women in a hotel, and she asked him if she could tie him up for a massage. The horn dog gave his consent, and before he knew it the other women walked into the hotel room, and performed their dastardly crime.

When the ladies left the Romeo was able to untie himself and call the cops. Paramedics have seen just about everything imaginable, but I bet even they were taken aback at the sight of a nude man with his penis superglued to his stomach.

I hope none of the paramedics was a beautiful woman, that would have caused Mr. Playboy to suffer an extremely painful reaction.

The philanderer`s marriage is beyond salvation, but hopefully he has learned his lesson and he will be faithful in his next relationship.