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Published:August 22nd, 2009 15:22 EST

Dude With Britney Spears Tattoo Steals Pink Dog With Earrings

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A distraught man who claims his pink-adorned Chihuahua was stolen from him at a Wilton Manors gay bar thinks a man with a Britney Spears tattoo is not that innocent in the crime.

Brian Dortort says little Hudson Hayward Hemingway was stolen from him as he was at a July birthday party at gay bar Georgie`s Alibi by a man with Spears` name tattooed on either his neck or arm, according to the Sun-Sentinel."

Tattoos at one time were a symbol of rebellion, but today they are ubiquitous. Everyone from bikers to school teachers, and even children are sporting tattoos.

Thirty years ago if you read an article about a tattooed man who walks into a bar, you`d have thought he was one tough hombre.

Welcome to the new millennium! Here`s a story about a dude with a Britney Spears tattoo who sashays into a gay bar and steals a pink-adorned Chihuahua.

Britney Spears is a gay icon, and I`m not surprised that perhaps the only man in the world with a tattoo of the pop tart frequents gay bars.

The missing dog has a pink belly, pink ears and pink earrings. I don`t want to foster gay stereotypes, but it`s highly unlikely that you would find such a delightful pooch in a Country and Western bar.

The owner of the tiny animal is devastated, and he`s been searching high and low in gay bars trying to find his beloved pet.

The cops have a suspect, but they haven`t been able to find him. Hello!!! How hard can it be to find a dude with a Britney Spears tattoo holding a silly-looking pink Chihuahua with pink earrings?