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Published:September 15th, 2009 12:28 EST
Brat Fakes Kidnapping To Avoid Bringing Home Bad Report Card

Brat Fakes Kidnapping To Avoid Bringing Home Bad Report Card

By Robert Paul Reyes


"An 11-year-old boy faked his kidnapping Friday to avoid bringing home his bad report card, Huntsville police said.

"The Ed White Middle School student claimed that a man in a red, beat-up car grabbed him after school at the intersection of Trail Ridge and Grizzard roads and forced him into the vehicle.

`I`m going to take you somewhere and kill you,` the boy claimed the man said. The boy also said the man had a pistol.
The boy then claimed to have jumped from the vehicle - without his bookbag, which contained the report card - and run to his grandparents` house."

The smart as a whip cops were suspicious of the little brat`s story because he managed to "escape" with his band instrument, but not his book bag.

I`d like to take a look at the kid`s report card, I bet he got an "A" in creative writing.

With his skill in lying he has a bright future as a screenwriter or a politician.

It`s unlikely that the police will charge the boy with any crime, but what should his parents do to him? The kid`s dad should beat the living daylights out of him, for thinking that he was so stupid that he would believe his tall tale.